Here's the $400 car keys to your nice new car, ma'am.
You will notice it has a nice pretty yellow ribbon instead of a seat belt because there was somehow a shortage and they needed lots of belts on the ambulances that will take you to the hospital if you have a wreck and survive. BTW, be sure to stay six feet away from that car in front of you.
Please sign this release of liability and you're good to go.